lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

(via notsosubtlemilitarykink)

swagdaddyrasha:

Oh boy I’m so excited *cries for another 12 months*

swagdaddyrasha:

Oh boy I’m so excited *cries for another 12 months*

(via theoncomingangelbot)

timelordstarlord:

'Thanos is so lame I can't wait to get out of here lol'

timelordstarlord:

'Thanos is so lame I can't wait to get out of here lol'

(via mcavoys)

I have read my OTP fall in love a thousand times, and I shall read my OTP fall in love a thousand times more — Me (via anihanki)

(via notsosubtlemilitarykink)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via magnetokeptthebulletinhispocket)

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gleak:

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

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(via dtctvholmes)

edthatch:

0831

(via kakhashi)

notjustanoxymoron:

consultingsuperhusbands:

I am crying violently.

God, RDJ just looks like a little child, when they’re being hugged by their father.

notjustanoxymoron:

consultingsuperhusbands:

I am crying violently.

God, RDJ just looks like a little child, when they’re being hugged by their father.

(via benedict-hiddleston-pace)

awwww-cute:

Drax the Destroyer and a baby raccoon

awwww-cute:

Drax the Destroyer and a baby raccoon

(via benedict-hiddleston-pace)

misha7collins:

Misha Collins- Seattle GISHWHES Meetup {x}

misha7collins:

Misha Collins- Seattle GISHWHES Meetup {x}

(via supernaturalthreesome)

ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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(via corpish)

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

(via charlexavier)

I have hope in them. There’s going to be a time, Hank, when we’re all together.

(via hackedmotionsensors)

skeletonurl:

a collection

(via hackedmotionsensors)