- Nick Fury: So I send you on a mission to KILL the Black Widow and you come back with her so you can give her a job?
- Clint Barton: Er....well, I mean, I made a different cal-
- Nick Fury: THIS IS SHIELD. WE JUST DON'T HIRE TERRORIST IN OUR PROGRAM.
- *In the background*
- Agent 1: Yo, Hail Hydra, man.
- Agent 2: Hey! You too! :D
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND